Cobra (1986)

5 REASONS TO WATCH COBRA (1986)

 

 1. SUNGLASSES

Cool.

2. PEPSI

Cool.

3. CUTTING PIZZA WITH SCISSORS

Yeah, he does that AND he's wearing the sunglasses. I bet he's got some Pepsi in his fridge too. Coolness at maximum level.

4. PANTYHOSE NOSE

That type of a killer mask is absolutely horrifying, especially when worn by semi-Arnold Brian Thompson, but even his nose isn't steel enough to avoid the pressure of the pantyhose.

  

5. JOKING STALLONE

The allthetime-serious Cobra is triggered by some funny rubber animal toys and decides to tell a joke. The lady thinks he's funny and he's all cool about it.

  

Plus, if you didn't happen to notice, Cobra is not only a wacky jokester but he might also be The Christ.

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