Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Bloodlust / Mosquito der Schänder (1977)

5 REASONS TO WATCH BLOODLUST






1. THE BIKE

The main guy's choice for transportation is this small little motorcycle thing.





2. SEX DOLL PRANK

The main guy's co-workers bully him with a sex doll and they all are like it's the best joke ever.




This dude bought the doll "just for a prank", sure. I bet the guy took it home "to get rid of it" too, sure.









3. A CORPSE ON A BENCH

If you've ever wondered how a dead corpse sitting on a bench looks like, here's your chance to see it. It's like the most uncomfortable way to sit on anywhere but still the least uncomfortable thing ever because the sitter is a corpse and doesn't care. There's something oddly satisfying in that thought.





4. MOSQUITO

Dude calls himself a MOSQUITO...



...which is pretty understandable because he likes to drink blood with a straw...


...but this damn mosquito also gouges eyes off. Wouldn't want to encounter that beast of an insect.





5. THE MOST TERRIBLE DAD EVER

This scene goes wayyyy over the line, big time, and is the most inappropriate thing ever and almost makes anyone want to call cops or at the very least child care service or a psychologist...


 ...but it's kinda redeemed by this heavily symbolic in-your-face shot. Still going to call the psychologist though. This stuff is mental.