Friday, April 26, 2019

Tunnel (2002)

5 REASONS TO WATCH TUNNEL






1. BALDWIN

If you want to watch an Alec Baldwin movie but you can't, you can watch a Stephen Baldwin movie. If you want to watch a Stephen Baldwin movie but you can't, you can watch a William Baldwin movie. If you want to watch a William Baldwin movie but you can't, you can watch a Daniel Baldwin movie.





It's directed by him too! It's the second of the three movies he has directed. Alec has directed only one, so there's that. And he looks more Alec than Stephen and William looks, so Daniel might be the best fix for any Alec Baldwin movie craving someone might for some reason in some corner of the world have.






2. THE ROCKET LAUNCHER GUY

This guy shoots with a bazooka legs stretched wide. I guess no-one ever told the guy that nothing and no-one should be right behind the weapon while firing it.


Dude's an absolute madman.






3. EXPLOSION

The explosion the bazooka guy causes is pretty damn awesome. Too bad all of the energy for the rest of the movie was exhausted in this one scene right at the beginning of the movie.






4. TRIO OF LOOKALIKES

This trio is supposed to consist of a lady as a possible love interest, a funny sidekick and a hilariously sarcastic main hero guy with tons of chemisty between each other. Every single one of those elements falls very flat, but at the very least the group has a "Mia Sara", a "Paul Giamatti" and an "Alec Baldwin", so try to get as much enjoyment out of that as you can.






5. KIM COATES MAKES A FUNNY FACE

Kim Coates pulls off a funny face and is all "that's funny" about it.