Virginia (1983)

5 REASONS TO WATCH VIRGINIA (1983)

 1. SHAUNA GRANT

First things first. Virginia is an old porno film and Shauna Grant is mind-numbingly pretty. Now that I've gotten that out of my system, let's get on with the rest of the reasons.

2. A MONKEY!

 There's a monkey! His name is either Jeff or Geoff.

People love monkeys. Show me a monkey and I show you all the people around the monkey going all "awww, hi, hello, hi, awwww, monkeyyy, awwww" on it.

3. SPORT-MONKEY

The monkey has a tennis racket! And he's wearing a tennis outfit!

 (it looks like he's not comfortable sitting so close to her - I mean, who would be! - but actually he just sneakily picked his nose and ate whatever he found from there)

4. ARTIST-MONKEY

The monkey is an artist! He's even wearing a beret! At first he's all serious and artist-like, but then he LOLs about it.

 

5. POOL-MONKEY

Jeff (or Geoff) has gone into the pool with the girls. As soon as the girls take their tops off, he can't take his eyes off of those boobies. He just can't. And he's very happy about it.

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