Tunnel (2002)

5 REASONS TO WATCH TUNNEL

1. BALDWIN

If you want to watch an Alec Baldwin movie but you can't, you can watch a Stephen Baldwin movie. If you want to watch a Stephen Baldwin movie but you can't, you can watch a William Baldwin movie. If you want to watch a William Baldwin movie but you can't, you can watch a Daniel Baldwin movie.

It's directed by him too! It's the second of the three movies he has directed. Alec has directed only one, so there's that. And he looks more Alec than Stephen and William looks, so Daniel might be the best fix for any Alec Baldwin movie craving someone might for some reason in some corner of the world have.

2. THE ROCKET LAUNCHER GUY

This guy shoots with a bazooka legs stretched wide. I guess no-one ever told the guy that nothing and no-one should be right behind the weapon while firing it.

Dude's an absolute madman.

3. EXPLOSION

The explosion the bazooka guy causes is pretty damn awesome. Too bad all of the energy for the rest of the movie was exhausted in this one scene right at the beginning of the movie.

4. TRIO OF LOOKALIKES

This trio is supposed to consist of a lady as a possible love interest, a funny sidekick and a hilariously sarcastic main hero guy with tons of chemisty between each other. Every single one of those elements falls very flat, but at the very least the group has a "Mia Sara", a "Paul Giamatti" and an "Alec Baldwin", so try to get as much enjoyment out of that as you can.

5. KIM COATES MAKES A FUNNY FACE

Kim Coates pulls off a funny face and is all "that's funny" about it.

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Bloodlust / Mosquito der Schänder (1977)

5 REASONS TO WATCH BLOODLUST

1. THE BIKE

The main guy's choice for transportation is this small little motorcycle thing.

2. SEX DOLL PRANK

The main guy's co-workers bully him with a sex doll and they all are like it's the best joke ever.

 

This dude bought the doll "just for a prank", sure. I bet the guy took it home "to get rid of it" too, sure.

3. A CORPSE ON A BENCH

If you've ever wondered how a dead corpse sitting on a bench looks like, here's your chance to see it. It's like the most uncomfortable way to sit on anywhere but still the least uncomfortable thing ever because the sitter is a corpse and doesn't care. There's something oddly satisfying in that thought.

4. MOSQUITO

Dude calls himself a MOSQUITO...

...which is pretty understandable because he likes to drink blood with a straw...

...but this damn mosquito also gouges eyes off. Wouldn't want to encounter that beast of an insect.

5. THE MOST TERRIBLE DAD EVER

This scene goes wayyyy over the line, big time, and is the most inappropriate thing ever and almost makes anyone want to call cops or at the very least child care service or a psychologist...

 ...but it's kinda redeemed by this heavily symbolic in-your-face shot. Still going to call the psychologist though. This stuff is mental.

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