5 REASONS TO WATCH COBRA (1986)
1. SUNGLASSES
Cool.
2. PEPSI
Cool.
3. CUTTING PIZZA WITH SCISSORS
Yeah, he does that AND he's wearing the sunglasses. I bet he's got some Pepsi in his fridge too. Coolness at maximum level.
4. PANTYHOSE NOSE
That type of a killer mask is absolutely horrifying, especially when worn by semi-Arnold Brian Thompson, but even his nose isn't steel enough to avoid the pressure of the pantyhose.
5. JOKING STALLONE
The allthetime-serious Cobra is triggered by some funny rubber animal toys and decides to tell a joke. The lady thinks he's funny and he's all cool about it.
Plus, if you didn't happen to notice, Cobra is not only a wacky jokester but he might also be The Christ.
