5 REASONS TO WATCH: 2012

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

5 REASONS TO WATCH VEGAS VACATION (1997)

1. CHEVY CHASE MILK COMEDY

Chevy Chase drinks sour milk and gives a one second comedy face performance.

2. CHEVY CHASE & RANDY QUAID

They are hilarious together.

3. CHEVY CHASE DRINKING STRAW COMEDY

Chevy Chase does funny with straws.

4. CHEVY CHASE DAM ACCIDENT COMEDY

Chevy Chase gets into a situation where he ends up in a special effect shot flying fast towards the camera in horror (while singing something).

5. GAMBLING 101

Chevy Chase convinces others and himself that it's good to gamble. Then comes overconfidence. Then comes loss. Gambling movies are always great, but they're even better with Chevy Chase.

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Saturday, October 27, 2012

5 REASONS TO WATCH PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987)

1. LIQUID SATAN

Satan is in a cylinder as liquid. Or it's the Anti-Christ. Whoever it is, it is liquid, stored in a cylinder and hidden in a basement of a church.

2. JESUS QUOTE

An ancient book is translated. There is a message from Jesus and it is seen on a computer screen.

3. ALLEYWAY HORROR

Panic.

4. HORROR SKIN

The skin of a lady is in horrible condition. It's because there is EVIL inside of her. Her eyes are in faultless condition, so with a face like that any kind of a stare is absolutely horrifying.

5. MIRROR HORROR

The Anti-God can come through a mirror.

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Friday, October 26, 2012

5 REASONS TO WATCH PET SEMATARY (1989)

1. THIS PAINTING FREAKS ME OUT

What is that? A half-midget child-adult with a whip featuring a cat with a monkeyish face?

2. PASCOW FREAKS ME OUT

Victor Pascow was in a lethal accident and now he's appearing all over the place. That's not possible in real life. That's HORROR in real life!

3. OMINOUS 666

666 is the number of the truck. The Bible says that 666 is the number of the beast and everyone is forced to have the mark of the beast on their foreheads or arms and without that no-one can buy anything. So, when this number appears in a truck it must mean something HORRIBLE!

(It seems that the version on the DVD I own is cropped. I remember seeing the 666 fully on screen when Pet Sematary was on television.)

4. LOUIS HITS HIS HEAD ON A TABLE

Louis sees a nightmare and he freaks out so bad he falls from the bed and hits his head. Now, looking at these screenshots it looks like the pillow is there to soften the hit, but check out this clip on Youtube and tell me it wasn't an accident and it didn't hurt like hell!